Gone are the days of relaxing in chairs, drink in hand and book in your lap. Now, it's a constant "Where the hell are they?", "Yes, you are going to go piss in the ocean.", "If, you throw sand one more time, we are leaving Destin.", "Close your mouth and you will not taste the salt water", "Of course your eyes are on fire when you rub sand in your face.", "How did you get so much sand in the crack of your ass?" and "The ocean water is so much better than the pool!!" We bring them to the beach and they would rather swim at the pool.
But we survived with no injuries or amber alerts. So all went well. Even avoided a trip to the ER after one of the parents had an allergic reaction and broke out in hives. He's allergic to shell fish, but has not consumed any. After calculating how much children's Benadryl he could consume, he is resting comfortably. Let's hope he wakes up. It has been recommended that he swim in a wet suit tomorrow. Giggle
Rain is in the forecast....Xanax also.
yes, i saw the weather forecast this morning and wondered how much booze you bought at the store for the next 2 days when rain is predicted. at least you can go to the male dancer show they advertised and not have to worry about getting up early and get on the beach with a hangover.
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I love your thinking San!!! Pretty sure the male dancers will be much better eye candy compared to what I witnessed at the beach!! HAHAHAHA!!
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